A human android and the Y wizard: After a miscalculation by the tax office and a huge demand, the bailiffs and sheriffs are now on your doorstep. You have called the police who managed to save you. The problem is referred to the court and you win. No excuse from the tax office or compensation and it will take them another six months to amend the bill after many reminders from them to pay and many more letters from you. You have wasted 6 months of your life!