Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011)

Josh Gad: Bump (Bartholomew T. Brown)

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• Mike Morgan : I gotta admit, it's awesome to see a strange girl's breasts.

  Bump : I'd crawl a mile on broken glass to suck the dick that fucked her last.

  Scottie Smith : Shakespeare couldn't've said it better.

• Bump : Last I checked, Mike, seeing boobs wasn't cheating, it was just plain incredible.

• Bump : I wanna make Mardi Gras my bitch!

• Bump : What happened with your chick?

  Mike Morgan : I don't know, uh, she and her friends took off.

  Bump : What? Oh, you blew it! You do realize that entire conversation was an *I wanna potentially sit on your face* interview, right?

• Bump : Mike, sometimes the best part of the party isn't the party, you know what I mean?

  Mike Morgan : I know exactly what you mean.