Sandi Toksvig: Ethel Davis, Various

Quotes 

• Ethel Davis : I'm so excited, I'm going on my skiing holiday. I am ready to take on the Tirol, I am thick with thermals. I hope it goes better than the last skiing holiday. I was all right on the nursery slopes, you know, dodging all those plants, but when I got to the big stuff, I came off the lifst backwards and quite frankly it was down hill after that.

• Ethel Davis : I've set up a number of guide-lines or rules while I'm away, and that's the first one. No bands in the cellar without Ethel's permission.

  [puts down clipboard, gets her hand covered in something sticky] 

  Ethel Davis : Oh no, look at that. Right another rule: no peanut butter sandwiches in the lounge without Ethel's permission.