Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Report Card (2008)

David Henrie: Justin Russo

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Justin Russo : Got it.

  Alex Russo : Does he have to say, "Got it" after every question? It's throwing me off on my exam.

  Max Russo : [surprised]  We're taking an exam?

• [Prof. Crumbs has arrived at the Russo household to collect the Russo siblings' exams and grade them] 

  Max Russo : Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers?

  Professor Crumb : So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute.

  Alex Russo : [batting her eyes and looking cute]  Are you talking about me?

  Justin Russo : [mocking Alex's expression]  Alex, you're doing it right now.

• Alex Russo : [Professor Crumb, about to take Alex's powers, is turned into guinea pig]  Don't look at me, I don't have my powers!

  Jerry Russo : [shocked]  Justin?

  Justin Russo : ...I panicked!

• Justin Russo : I don't know why you guys even bother taking the tests. We all know that I'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest and keep my powers.

  Jerry Russo : That's not for a long while, Justin.

  Alex Russo : And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win.

  Justin Russo : Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And you don't take any of this magic seriously.

  Alex Russo : I can't take *you* seriously. You use big words like "transparent". What are you, British?

  [Professor Crumbs suddenly appears] 

  Professor Crumb : No, but I am.

• [Justin and Max have lost Alex's guinea pigs that are really their parents transformed and try to figure out a solution] 

  Max Russo : We'll go to the pet store. They always give me a treat.

  Justin Russo : Those are dog biscuits.

  Max Russo : I know. What do you think keeps my teeth so white and my hair so shiny?