Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)
Report Card (2008)
Selena Gomez: Alex Russo
Quotes
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[first lines]
Justin Russo : Got it.
Alex Russo : Does he have to say, "Got it" after every question? It's throwing me off on my exam.
Max Russo : [surprised] We're taking an exam?
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[Prof. Crumbs has arrived at the Russo household to collect the Russo siblings' exams and grade them]
Max Russo : Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers?
Professor Crumb : So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute.
Alex Russo : [batting her eyes and looking cute] Are you talking about me?
Justin Russo : [mocking Alex's expression] Alex, you're doing it right now.
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Alex Russo : [Professor Crumb, about to take Alex's powers, is turned into guinea pig] Don't look at me, I don't have my powers!
Jerry Russo : [shocked] Justin?
Justin Russo : ...I panicked!
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Justin Russo : I don't know why you guys even bother taking the tests. We all know that I'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest and keep my powers.
Jerry Russo : That's not for a long while, Justin.
Alex Russo : And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win.
Justin Russo : Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And you don't take any of this magic seriously.
Alex Russo : I can't take *you* seriously. You use big words like "transparent". What are you, British?
[Professor Crumbs suddenly appears]
Professor Crumb : No, but I am.
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[Alex's parents have just seen her report card]
Jerry Russo : Hey, what's that?
Alex Russo : [hastily] Uh...
[takes out her wand]
Alex Russo : These parents are now not...
Jerry Russo : What are you doing?
Alex Russo : ...two guinea pigs should fill their slot.
[instantly, Jerry and Theresa are turned into guinea pigs. Alex is shocked]
Alex Russo : What did I just do? I panicked! I needed to buy myself more time.
Report Card : To do what?
Alex Russo : To panic!
