Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
Krysten Ritter: Suze
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Quotes
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Suze : Bex, I just found the perfect book for you.
Garret E. Barton : Control Your Urge to Shop, with Garrett E. Barton. That's me. Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores?
Suze : Yes.
Rebecca Bloomwood : Nope.
Garret E. Barton : Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neatly stacked piles?
Suze : Yes!
Rebecca Bloomwood : no.
Suze : this guy's good!
Garret E. Barton : Did you answer "no" to these questions and are consequently in denial?
Suze : yes.
Rebecca Bloomwood : NO.
Garret E. Barton : Did you just say "no" again?
Rebecca Bloomwood : no...
Rebecca Bloomwood : yes...
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Rebecca Bloomwood : Don't talk about Fluke.
Suze : Why? What happened?
Rebecca Bloomwood : Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.
Suze : I hate her. Who is she?
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Suze : [Rebecca pushes away bills] I'll do this. It can't be that bad. It's just like a band-aid. It's gonna be fine.
[both gasp loudly]
Suze : Bex! Two hundred dollars on Marc Jacobs underwear?
Rebecca Bloomwood : [pours the tequila] Oh, underwear is a basic, human, right.
Suze : Seventy eight dollars on lavender honey?
Rebecca Bloomwood : I felt sorry for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye. I didn't know which way she was looking! I didn't know if she was looking at me, it was so sad.
Suze : I can't even talk about this one.
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Suze : Don't you think it's ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advising people on how to handle money.
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Suze : Fluent in Finnish?
Rebecca Bloomwood : Everyone has fudged their resume a little.