How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Little Boys (2007)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

• Ted : Robin hates kids.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I don't *hate* kids!

  Ted : Well, you don't want to have any.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I like sports cars, but I don't want to push a Ferrari through my vagina.

  Barney : Shotgun!

• Ted Mosby : I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: People with real game don't need eyepatches.

  Barney Stinson : Oh, Theodore. No, no, no.

  [calmly removes eyepatch] 

  Barney Stinson : You can't spell 'game' without 'me', and 'me' has the best game.

  Ted Mosby : Yeah? Well, I have so much game, I'm a Cornish game hen.

  Barney Stinson : Oh, yeah? I have so much game, I'm New York gaming commissioner.

  Ted Mosby : Well, I'm *The* Game, well-crafted, keep-you-guessing thriller starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn.

• Barney Stinson : Ted, I challenge you to a dating Olympiad. 26 games over 11 days, we'll go to a neutral city...

  Ted Mosby : Or we each date someone and first one to score wins.

  Barney Stinson : That works too.