How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Little Boys (2007)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : Even when you were a kid you hated kids.
[flashback]
Four-Year-Old Katie : Robin, will you watch cartoons with me?
11-Year-Old Robin : I spend all week at school. Can't I just have some time alone to read my Highlights and drink my juice?
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Ted : Robin hates kids.
Robin Scherbatsky : I don't *hate* kids!
Ted : Well, you don't want to have any.
Robin Scherbatsky : I like sports cars, but I don't want to push a Ferrari through my vagina.
Barney : Shotgun!
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Ted Mosby : I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: People with real game don't need eyepatches.
Barney Stinson : Oh, Theodore. No, no, no.
[calmly removes eyepatch]
Barney Stinson : You can't spell 'game' without 'me', and 'me' has the best game.
Ted Mosby : Yeah? Well, I have so much game, I'm a Cornish game hen.
Barney Stinson : Oh, yeah? I have so much game, I'm New York gaming commissioner.
Ted Mosby : Well, I'm *The* Game, well-crafted, keep-you-guessing thriller starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn.
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Barney Stinson : Ted, I challenge you to a dating Olympiad. 26 games over 11 days, we'll go to a neutral city...
Ted Mosby : Or we each date someone and first one to score wins.
Barney Stinson : That works too.