- Brian Morgan: [Mr Morgan welcomes the Torkelsons into his home] Well, let's see if I remember, now: It's Dorothy Jane, Chuckie Lee, and Mary Sue, right?
- Gregory Morgan: Wow, with all those names, you think there'd be more of them.
- Molly Morgan: [discussing how Millicent Torkelson might be different from their previous nannies] This one is imported. Straight from some hole-in-the-wall in Louisiana.
- Gregory Morgan: Oklahoma.
- Molly Morgan: What's the difference?
- Gregory Morgan: One's a musical.
- Molly Morgan: [after meeting the Torkelsons, Molly and Gregory discuss how they can keep them under control] The oldest girl, Dorothy Jane, she's the key.
- Gregory Morgan: How d'ya figure?
- Molly Morgan: She's ready to change her name, she asked if I'd show her around, these are the signs of someone who is starving for acceptance.
- Gregory Morgan: How can you tell that?
- Molly Morgan: Don't you listen in therapy?