- Prof. James K. Howard: Ever since they moved in here after the fire, we've all been getting along so well together, you wouldn't think we belonged to the same family.
- Peter Howard: Children should be seen not heard.
- Dr. Luther Quince: Correction, when adults are busy children should not be seen, but herded out of the room.
- Mrs. Dwiggins: Professor Howard, I do not tell you how to teach class.
- Prof. James K. Howard: Well, it might not be too bad an idea, Aggie. I - I've got some students that can't tell the difference between a classroom and a bedroom.
- Prof. James K. Howard: Greenleaf? He's one of our instructors. How could he afford a house like that?
- Dr. Luther Quince: He's been moonlighting. He married a wealthy woman.