- Sam: [to Freddie] What's in the box? A robotic girlfriend?
- Freddie Benson: I don't need a robotic girlfriend. I guarantee you, twenty years from now, I'll be Carly's second husband.
- Carly: What happened to my first husband?
- Freddie Benson: Nothing you can prove.
- Freddie Benson: [Carly & Freddie are hiding in Ms. Briggs' closet] You know, this might not be so bad. Just you and me... together... alone.
- Carly: Okay, we're in a serious situation here. This is no time for you to bust a move.