- Freddie: I'm not even sure if I'm going on this date.
- Sam: [with Carly] Yes you are!
- Carly Shay: [with Sam] You're going!
- Freddie: But what if she's not...
- Mrs. Benson: There is a living, breathing girl who wants to go out with you. This many never happen again! Unless, Carly changes her mind...
- Carly Shay: Yeah, Freddie and I are just buds.
- Mrs. Benson: Oh yes, I totally understand.
- Carly Shay: Thank you.
- Mrs. Benson: [shouting] Why won't you love my son?
- [Freddie seeks dating advice]
- Spencer: Just be yourself. Talk about stuff *you* like.
- Freddie: And if I run out of things to say?
- Spencer: Then just stare into her eyes, and say nothing! That'll make you seem all cool and mysterious! She'll be like hypnotized!
- Freddie: Yeah, I don't really think that works. 'Cause I mean, if I don't say anything, won't she think I'm...
- [Spencer stares into his eyes]
- Freddie: ... won't she think I'm... won't she just...
- Spencer: What doesn't really work?
- Spencer: [singing while cooking] Well, I'm cooking/I'm cooking things/Cooking things for people to eat/I'm cooking/I'm cooking things/Things that people will chew.