Bonnie Franklin: Ann Romano

Quotes 

• Ann Romano : Bob, you took Sex Education, didn't you?

  Bob Morton : Well, sure. They tried to tell us everything. It's not like in Chemistry class. You don't get a chance to experiment.

• Ann Romano : [Bob is sharing his frustration with his feelings for Barbara]  Look, Bob, I'm no expert on girls, God knows, I'm certainly not an expert on boys. Haven't you talked to your father about this?

  Bob Morton : Last year. He referred me to my scoutmaster. All I learned from him was never to spit into the wind.