- [Carly's show has suspicious technical difficulties]
- Carly Shay: Freddie, what do you think went wrong?
- Freddie: I'm not sure, but I'll bet my whole month's allowance that all my equipment is working perfectly.
- Carly Shay: Ooh, you'd bet a whole eight bucks?
- [Freddie hushes Carly]
- Sam: Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month?
- Freddie: She's afraid if she gives me more, I'll buy a bus ticket and leave her.
- Carly Shay: That is so dumb.
- Freddie: No, not really.
- Sam: Wow, Freddie. I like seeing you get all feisty.
- Freddie: That's the Freddie way.
- Carly Shay: I thought the Freddie way was a jam on a toasted bagel.
- Freddie: That's the Freddie breakfast way.
- [Sam discovers Nevel's computer lab]
- Sam: Wow. I used to rate geeks on a scale of one to Freddie. But I think Nevel just broke that scale.
- Sam: I can't believe Mr. Klein gave me a D on that test, how did I get a D?
- Carly Shay: You only answered half the questions, then told Mr. Klein the test was stupid, then burped, then left.