iCarly (TV Series)

iDon't Want to Fight (2008)

Nathan Kress: Freddie Benson

Quotes 

• [on the iCarly webcast] 

  Freddie : See, Carly and Sam are in a big fight, and both girls think they're right.

  Carly : I *am* right.

  Sam : You *am* wrong.

  Carly : You *am* obnoxious.

• Freddie : [after reading all three votes]  Our fans don't like it when best friends fight. Neither do I.

  Carly Shay : [Sees Sam shed a tear]  Aw Sam, you're crying.

  Sam : [Wipes away the tear]  No, Freddie's just... such a dork it makes me emotional sometimes.

• Spencer : Look, in my life, I've learned a few things about girls.

  Freddie : Like?...

  Spencer : Like when you break up with them, they do not like it when you ask out their sisters. That will get you a fork in your arm.

• Carly : I give glasses with feet girl an eight.

  Freddie : I give her a nine.

  Sam : Seven, but I give Freddy a negative two.

  Freddie : Why?

  Sam : Just for being you.

• [on the iCarly webcast] 

  Freddie : Now usually I'm behind the camera...

  Sam : Where you should be.

• [Carly and Freddie listen to her stereo] 

  Freddie : I like this song.

  [putting his arm around Carly] 

  Freddie : Pretty romantic, huh? You feeling the mood?

  [a toilet flushes in the background] 

  Carly Shay : [Sarcastically]  Yeah, I'm feeling the mood.

• [Sam promises Carly concert tickets] 

  Carly : Well, that'd be awesome, but those tickets have been sold out for months.

  Sam : You let me worry about that. I've got ways, Carly Shay. And do you know what else I've got?

  Freddie : Pimples on your butt?

  [Freddie and Sam glare at each other momentarily, then Freddie takes off] 

  Sam : He was smart to run.