- [Jones is interviewing guests at the wedding]
- DS Ben Jones: If I could start with you, Mr Colk-key-hown.
- [stunned silence]
- DS Ben Jones: Mr Colk-key-hown?
- Randall Colquhoun: [patronisingly] It's pronounced "Co-hoon".
- DS Ben Jones: You're the best man, I gather.
- Randall Colquhoun: I *was*.
- DS Ben Jones: A friend of the family, then?
- Randall Colquhoun: No, sworn enemy! What do *you* think?
- Harry Fitzroy: Look, we have family matters to discuss. Do we really have to do this now?
- DS Ben Jones: Yes. And I'll also need to talk to the vicar who was just here.
- Harry Fitzroy: Who? Uncle Marcus?
- DS Ben Jones: But I'm happy to start with you - and Mr Colk-key-hown.
- Sally Fielding: You've got a very suspicious mind.
- DS Ben Jones: I'm a police officer. 'Suspicious mind' is on my CV.
- DS Ben Jones: [to Barnaby] It's typical of the upper classes. If it's not fox hunting or polo, it's sex.
- DS Ben Jones: Not very talkative, are they, the Fitzroys?
- DCI Tom Barnaby: Old families, Jones. In a house this size there are many cupboards.
- DS Ben Jones: And many skeletons.