Pat Morita: Mike 'Grandpa' Woo

Quotes 

• Shelby Woo , Cindy Ornette : [Leo enters the house]  Noah!

  Cindy Ornette : Noah, you had us scared to death!

  Shelby Woo : Sit down! Did they attack you? What's with the glasses?

  Det. Whit Hineline : Did you get a good look at them?

  Leo Mitchell : [sees May]  There you are! Mother!

  May Mitchell : How was your trip, darling? Where are your bags, Leo?

  Shelby Woo , Cindy Ornette , Mike 'Grandpa' Woo , Det. Whit Hineline : Leo?

  Mike 'Grandpa' Woo : Excuse me, Doctor Mitchell, do you know this young man?

  May Mitchell : Well of course, he's my son, Leo Mitchell. He just came back from, let's see, the chess championships in Geneva.

  Leo Mitchell : No no, that was last week, this week I was studying the migratory habits of the Emperor Penguins in Antarctica, you know, they stink like you wouldn't believe.

  Cindy Ornette : You do all that?

  Leo Mitchell : When my academic schedule allows it, who's Noah?

• Cindy Ornette : [about Leo]  You don't think...

  Shelby Woo : Well what other explanation is there?

  Det. Whit Hineline : A young man was kidnapped tonight.

  Cindy Ornette : A good friend of ours.

  May Mitchell : Oh no.

  Shelby Woo : His name is Noah, he and your son could be twins.

  Cindy Ornette : Except for the clothes.

  Mike 'Grandpa' Woo : Oh and that hair.

  Det. Whit Hineline : And the glasses.

  Shelby Woo : And the traveling, Noah barely moves.

  May Mitchell : Oh your poor friend... oh! Surely you don't think...

  Shelby Woo : I think someone grabbed Noah when they meant to kidnap your son.

• Mike 'Grandpa' Woo : [on the phone]  Si, I mean yeah, uh gracia por fer a sue, ioda, aborda, uh, adios amigo-san.

  [hangs up] 

  Mike 'Grandpa' Woo : Uh, Noah's parents are either visiting ruins or else I just booked a room for two at Mazatlan.