Patrice: Big piles of garbage. Some of it, ugly, and all of it, just too much. It's piling up in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, so now we are talking garbage on The Universe Today. Our first guest, straight from her Museum-Go-Round, is Lady Elaine Fairchilde. Lady Elaine, welcome!
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Uh, thanks. Actually, this whole thing was my idea, Patrice. I thought if anything could help us, your show could.
Patrice: How did you think we could help, Lady Elaine?
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Well, you're always coming up with neat stuff, and we've got to find some way to get rid of our garbage.
Patrice: Your dumps are full.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: They're *all* full, and they're starting to smell. Now I suggested we'd throw the stuff in the ocean, but I didn't get very far with that.
Patrice: Well, the fish probably would've had thoughts on that too.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Yes. Er... So, have you got any ideas?
Patrice: Sure, but I thought King Friday XIII was coming to talk too.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Oh, he is, but he had to tune his base viol. I'll go see if he's ready. Incidentally, you do a great job, toots. Keep it up!
Patrice: Thank you. Lady Elaine Fairchilde, curator of the Museum-Go-Round in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: Are you ready, Friday?
Patrice: Bass violin? Well;, stay tuned, and keep thinking about garbage and what to do about it when The Universe Today returns in just a minute.