Pat Morita: Mike 'Grandpa' Woo

Quotes 

• Mike 'Grandpa' Woo : How are your suspects sizing up?

  Shelby Woo : Well there's Big Betty the cafeteria dishwasher.

  Mike 'Grandpa' Woo : Ah, Shelby, Big Betty?

  Shelby Woo : Oh, I don't call her that, Grandpa, but the kids at school give her a hard time, maybe she wants to get back at them. And then there's Tim's mom, you know Ms. Jasmine? She thinks eating meat is a crime.

  Mike 'Grandpa' Woo : You should've seen her at the PTA meeting the other night, ooh!

  Shelby Woo : But there's also Earl Cummings, since he lost the hot dog account with the school, he had reason to make Joy-Boy brand look bad. Although I'm not sure how he would've gotten into the cafeteria and broken into the freezer without anybody noticing.

  Mike 'Grandpa' Woo : Well sometimes the delivery guys get keys to the early stops on their routes.

  Shelby Woo : Oh yeah, he mentioned he was making a delivery at 6 A.M. I have to call Cindy.

  [gets up] 

  Mike 'Grandpa' Woo : [laughs]  6 A.M., she'll never make it.