Johnny Bravo (TV Series)

Date with an Antelope/Did You See a Bull Run by Here?/Cookie Crisis (1997)

Jeff Bennett: Johnny Bravo, Spanish Man, Banderillero, Perseus, Character

Quotes 

• Waiter : May I help you, sir?

  Johnny Bravo : Table for two, please.

  Waiter : I'm sorry, sir. We only serve humans.

  Carol : Wait a minute! Aren't you Mike Stevens?

  Waiter : Why, yes.

  Carol : You went to college with my father.

  Waiter : Oh my gosh! Carol? Oh, wow! I didn't even recognize you. Oh my goodness! You've gotten so big.

  Carol : You say that to all of the antelope. You look great, Mike.

• Johnny Bravo : That's it, kid! I've had enough! I'm really sick of all this stuff! I don't want cookies, can't ya see? Now get your stuff away from me! I will not buy them, not one box. I will not eat them with a fox. I will not buy a peanut swirl. I will not buy it, little girl. I will not eat them on a boat, with a goat, or in a coat. You drive me nuts! It's really true! I've really had enough of you. You've got until the count of 3 to go away and let me be. 1...

• Johnny Bravo : [looking in a mirror]  Who's this handsome guy?

  [grabs a phone] 

  Johnny Bravo : Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!

• Suzy : Would you buy a Peanut Swirl? Even from a little girl?

  Johnny Bravo : I will not buy them, not one box. I will not eat them with a fox, not with bagels or with lox, and don't try to tempt me with Courteney Cox. I will not buy a Peanut Swirl. I will not buy it, little girl. I want no cookies, can't you see? Now get that stuff away from me!