- Waiter: May I help you, sir?
- Johnny Bravo: Table for two, please.
- Waiter: I'm sorry, sir. We only serve humans.
- Carol: Wait a minute! Aren't you Mike Stevens?
- Waiter: Why, yes.
- Carol: You went to college with my father.
- Waiter: Oh my gosh! Carol? Oh, wow! I didn't even recognize you. Oh my goodness! You've gotten so big.
- Carol: You say that to all of the antelope. You look great, Mike.
- Johnny Bravo: That's it, kid! I've had enough! I'm really sick of all this stuff! I don't want cookies, can't ya see? Now get your stuff away from me! I will not buy them, not one box. I will not eat them with a fox. I will not buy a peanut swirl. I will not buy it, little girl. I will not eat them on a boat, with a goat, or in a coat. You drive me nuts! It's really true! I've really had enough of you. You've got until the count of 3 to go away and let me be. 1...
- Johnny Bravo: [looking in a mirror] Who's this handsome guy?
- [grabs a phone]
- Johnny Bravo: Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!
- Suzy: Would you buy a Peanut Swirl? Even from a little girl?
- Johnny Bravo: I will not buy them, not one box. I will not eat them with a fox, not with bagels or with lox, and don't try to tempt me with Courteney Cox. I will not buy a Peanut Swirl. I will not buy it, little girl. I want no cookies, can't you see? Now get that stuff away from me!