The State (TV Series)
Episode #1.2 (1993)
Michael Ian Black: Various
Quotes
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Capt. Monterey Jack : Now I don't know what the guys from the MTV do with their lights, ok. I don't know what the guys from the Skin Doctors do with their lights, but I do know this: this little piggie went to the market, this little piggie stayed home and started an electrical fire because he didn't turn out his ightslay - that's "lights" in pig latin which is what happened to the piggie.
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Capt. Monterey Jack : It's like when Nike says "Just Do This".