Madame's Place (TV Series)

Intimate and Embarrassing (1982)

Edie McClurg: Solaria

Quotes 

• [answering machine] 

  Solaria : Hello, this is Solaria, psychic tarot reader, fortune teller and astrologist. I can't come to the phone right now, I'm at the Friar's Club roast for the dead! When you hear the beep, please leave your name, date of birth, and exact time of conception. I'll contact you somehow. I accept Master Charge and Visa, but no cash. For emergency seances, please, put your hands over your eyes, sit under your bed, and rotate.