- Mom: [seeing her car at home] They washed my car?
- Candace: [unbelieving] Yes! No!... What?
- Mom: It's beautiful! I gotta admit, I thought you were exaggerating a bit, but this is *really* worth getting excited about!
- Phineas: [as he and Ferb pass behind her with the trophy] Hi, Mom, we're home.
- Mom: Hey, boys! I saw what you did today!
- Phineas: [thinking she saw him on TV at the race] Yeah? How'd you like it?
- Mom: I LOVED it! Now who wants snacks?
- Phineas: Thanks, Mom!
- Mom: [to Candace] Honey, close your mouth.
- [Irises out and Candace does not close her mouth on the still shot]
- Phineas: Hey Ferb, do you think we can get any more power? I mean, I know it's just a battery, but I was thinking, let's open it up and see what this puppy can...
- [an antique car goes past, honking its horn as it does]
- Phineas: Uh, Ferb, we're actually slowing down now. Ferb? Hello?
- [Ferb has hooked up the remote to a car battery; suddenly, Phineas' car takes off, going much, much faster and plastering him against the seat]
- Phineas: OH YEAH! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M *TALKIN' ABOUT*!
- Phineas: [to Ferb, during the race] Hey Ferb. Do you think we could get anymore power? I know it's just a battery, but I was thinking lets open it up and see what this puppy can...
- [sees a car passing]
- Phineas: Uh Ferb, we're actually slowing down now. Ferb? Hello?
- [propelled into warp-like speed w/ the shot showing Ferb with the remote connected to a powerful battery]
- Phineas: Oh yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about!
- [first lines]
- Phineas: So Ferb, what should we do today? I mean besides giving Perry a bath.
- [Sniffs Perry and makes a face]
- Candace: [yelling around the stands] Phineas? Phineas? Phineas!
- Racing Spectator: [loudly annoyed] Hey, I can't hear the cars!
- Candace: Phineas, you are big trouble, mister!
- [as the cars take off, covering her is smoke and dust]
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [right before the machine explodes] I suppose I should've seen that coming.
- Candace: I have got to take a new picture of myself for my blog. I didn't realize mine's already a week old.
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus. I'm glad you're here. Actually, I was getting ready to serve some platypus under glass!
- [springs trap]
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: You're just in time to witness my latest invention. The deflatinator ray!
- Mom: Something is very wrong. Not a single phone call from Candace. Not even a text message. Oga, hose me down. I'm going home.
- Candace: [Dreamily, on the phone with her mom] Hello?
- Mom: [Hears this; is worried] Uh, Candace? Is everything okay?
- Candace: Oh, everything is just wonderful...
- Mom: And... Phineas and Ferb? What are they doing?
- Candace: Oh, such wonderful things...
- Mom: Candace, honey, I'm coming home.
- Candace: [snaps out of it] Wait, What?
- Mom: I'm right around the corner; I'll be there in two minutes.