Still Waiting... (2009 Video)

Justin Long: Dean

Quotes 

• Dean : So, if you're on MySpace, get the fuck off of it! Be honest with yourself!

• Hank : I mean the band rocks. I go on stage, people stop eating. It's just that I feel if I don't make my move in the next few years, I'm gonna become that creepy old guy. You know? That guy!

  Dean : Well, the good news is being an old ass bartender is pretty depressing too.

• Dean : Ok, well that was a good trip. I actually need some money. Cash. Right now, if you could? Twenty dollars would do it.

  Dan : You need twenty?

  Dean : Make it a fifty. Just round up. Make it an even fifty. That would make it easier for me.

  Dan : Sure thing.

  Dean : Perfect. Ask and you shall receive.

  [Dean looks at the fifty dollar bill] 

  Dean : Ulysess S. Grant, where the fuck did my life go wrong?

• Dean : I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do... I'm not gonna pay for that drink. Thanks Man.