How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Dowisetrepla (2007)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Ted Mosby : Barney, what are you doing? You can't take this apartment from Marshall and Lily.

  Barney Stinson : You think I have no morals whatsoever? I'm only pretending to live here so I can take this woman here, nail her and never have to see her again. I'm not a monster.

• Meg : Who are these people?

  Barney Stinson : They're my parents.

  Meg : Your parents are Asian?

  Barney Stinson : They're a Chinese couple who wanted a little white boy. It works both ways.

• Barney Stinson : I met a girl last night.

  Ted Mosby : Really?

  Barney Stinson : She's so perky, and full of life, and not at all fake.

  Ted Mosby : You are talking about her boobs, right?

  Barney Stinson : Si... and that wasn't Spanish, that was cup size. Wuddupppppp!

• Ted Mosby : Now all we need is a motive. The million dollar question: What were they fighting about?

  Robin Scherbatsky : I know what they've been fighting about...

  Ted Mosby : Bap-bap-bap...! There is only one possible conclusion. Lily and Marshall were fighting about... peanut butter. Lily left the lid off, and Marshall blew his.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I know what they were fighting about, and it wasn't peanut butter.

  Barney Stinson : Robin, just...

  Ted Mosby : I appreciate your help. But there is a reason why your name is Robin, not Batman.