- Mary Hamilton: Dangerous? I have been poisoned, stabbed, and nearly exsanguinated. And the fact that I have lived to use that word as a verb is proof that I can look out for myself.
- Kate Kane: Believe it or not, Tommy Boy, I'm not here for a measuring contest.
- Tommy Elliot: Oh, that's too bad. Speaking of being the bigger man, have you heard from Bruce?
- Kate Kane: I'll see you in the Batcave.
- Mary Hamilton: That is literally the coolest thing anyone has ever said to me.
- Mary Hamilton: So, this is what a victory lap looks like.
- Kate Kane: Trafficker got away. Some asshat yanked my wig, almost pulled off my cowl.
- Luke Fox: Who could have predicted that 30,000 strands of grab-me red hair would be like waving a flag in front of a bull?
- Mary Hamilton: What if you ran an electrical charge through the cowl, so that the next person who tried to get grabby would have 10,000 volts of "hands off"?
- Kate Kane: As much as I love the thought of wrapping my head in lightning...
- Mary Hamilton: Right. Dumb.
- Kate Kane: Tell me you found that journal.
- Julia Pennyworth: We've gone through the entire place, which is basically a shrine to his twig and berries, but alas, no Lucius Fox journal.
- Luke Fox: The guy owned at least 40 buildings in Gotham alone. Who knows where he could have stashed it?
- Kate Kane: [getting an idea] Well, there is one person who knows.
- Sophie Moore: So, where do we start?
- Julia Pennyworth: Whichever aisle's the property seized from Tommy Elliot.
- Sophie Moore: [laughing] Of course Tommy collected, like, every Kitty Delgado comic.
- Julia Pennyworth: [snickering at a comic book with a well-endowed woman on the cover] Oh, my god. There's no way a cat burglar's squeezing into all those tight spaces with those jubblies.
- Dr. Butler: Give us the journal, and we will let you walk out of here.
- Tommy Elliot: Really? What, just out into the street where every wanted poster will have my...
- [taken aback when Alice measures his forehead with her fingers]
- Tommy Elliot: ...face on it?
- Alice: Not if we get you a new one.
- Tommy Elliot: Oh. Tsk. This is what it's like bartering with a psychopath.
- [with a nod from Alice, Butler pulls his mask off, revealing Mouse]
- Alice: We can make you into anyone you want to be; real, imagined... whoever your little heart desires. So, do we have a deal?
- Alice: I couldn't help but listen in to your little visit with Kate Kane, because when my sister wants something, I want it more. What's so special about the dearly departed Lucius Fox's journal, just between us bad guys?
- Tommy Elliot: I'm sorry. Are you two working together? What's going on here?
- Dr. Butler: You can answer the question voluntarily, or we will extract it.
- Tommy Elliot: Heh. Supposedly, it's a failsafe to kill the Bat if the suit ever got into the wrong hands.
- Alice: Why's Bruce Wayne's R&D guy telling dear diary about that?
- Tommy Elliot: [as if it's obvious] Because Bruce Wayne's Batman.
- Luke Fox: The cowl shock thing, not the worst idea.
- Kate Kane: She wants to be part of this, and the answer is no.
- Luke Fox: She doesn't want to be part of this as much as she wants to be part of your life.
- Kate Kane: Then I will take her out for dinner. We need to focus on your dad's journal. If that thing really is the cookbook of Wayne Enterprises' best-kept secrets, we need to find where Tommy Elliot hid it.
- Tommy Elliot: Get out of my cell.
- Alice: But yours is so much roomier than mine, and there's going to be a vacancy when they strap you to the electric chair for murdering Lucius Fox.
- Tommy Elliot: Oh, but, Alice, haven't you heard? I'm crazy! 100% unfit to stand trial.
- Alice: Mmm.
- Dr. Butler: Not anymore, I'm afraid. I got a call this morning from a judge asking my opinion in regards to your fitness to stand trial. As Arkham's chief medical officer, I could hardly lie, so the Crows will be here soon to collect you.
- Alice: But we can help you.
- Tommy Elliot: Why... would you help me?
- Alice: Because you're gonna help us.
- Luke Fox: You called it. Whatever you said must have rattled Tommy's cage. 22 minutes since you left Arkham, there's already an outgoing call to...
- [checking a computer screen]
- Luke Fox: ...address says the Lookout.
- Kate Kane: Isn't that Johnny Sabatino's club?
- Luke Fox: Technically, but Tommy owns the building.
- Kate Kane: Hmm. Rumor has it that Sabatino's been laundering Tommy's money through that club for years.
- Luke Fox: That is one posh laundromat.
- Tommy Elliot: Visiting hours are four days a week. He's a total no-show. Is that any way to treat your best friend?
- Kate Kane: It is if you killed his actual best friend: Lucius Fox.
- Tommy Elliot: [banging the glass in anger] That's an outrageous lie. Lucius was never Bruce's best friend.
- Kate Kane: Of course that would be your takeaway.
- Tommy Elliot: What did Lucius Fox ever do for Bruce?
- Kate Kane: You mean besides turning Wayne R&D into the world leader in defense technology? Oh, but you already knew that. That's why you had him killed; for his journal. You wanted the keys to the candy store.
- Sophie Moore: So, if I were the smoking gun that links Tommy Elliot to the murder of Lucius Fox, where would I be?
- Julia Pennyworth: Oh, I don't know, luv, but I hope the Crows pay overtime.
- Sophie Moore: [seeing a large portrait of Tommy in the nude] I'll settle for hazard pay.
- Johnny Sabatino: How'd you know Batwoman would be coming for the journal?
- Tommy Elliot: Well, I have friends in low places.
- Johnny Sabatino: Yeah, that I knew. The Bat's been a thorn in my bottom line for too long. Can't wait to clip her wings.
- Tommy Elliot: Oh. Well, you enjoy that, buddy. Where's the journal?
- Johnny Sabatino: Yeah. See, here's the thing. If that book was so important that the Batbaby wanted it, I'm thinking that you undersold me on its value, so I'm gonna hang onto it.
- Tommy Elliot: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, don't be a dick.
- Johnny Sabatino: Tommy, your accounts are frozen, you're on ice. Can you blame me for giving you the cold shoulder? Take care of yourself, buddy.
- Reagan: What are you doing here? Don't you have a club of your own now?
- Kate Kane: I'm checking out the competition. Promise not to tell your boss?
- Reagan: Only if you let me make you a drink on the house and you promise not to tell my boss.
- Kate Kane: Deal.
- Reagan: I actually stopped by the Holdup a couple of times. I was hoping... I don't know, maybe I would run into you.
- Kate Kane: I don't really oversee the day-to-day.
- Reagan: Too busy? Yeah, I remember. At the risk of sounding even more stalkery, I've been following your real estate endeavors. Buying up property around Bennett Park and actually lowering the rents? This city could use a lot more Kate Kane.
- Kate Kane: This is really good.
- Reagan: It's called an... I sort of thought you'd fight harder to win me back, and I've regretted walking away ever since.
- Kate Kane: That is very specific. Any chance you know how to make a Kate Kate is a total idiot?
- Reagan: Mm-hmm.
- Luke Fox: [on comms] Can you ask her to make you a what the hell are you doing? You have a mission to complete.
- Reagan: [seeing her touch her ear] Is your ear okay?
- Kate Kane: It's fine. Can you hear that annoying whining sound?
- Luke Fox: Mm, hilarious.
- Mary Hamilton: What do you mean they caught her? What happened to your member of the Special Reconnaissance Turns Out I'm Not Good Backup regiment?
- Luke Fox: Okay, I didn't call you down here for a Yelp review, Mary. I need you on the comms monitoring the cameras for me.
- Mary Hamilton: What?
- Luke Fox: I'm going in and save Kate and Julia.
- Mary Hamilton: Going in? As what, Sabatino's accountant? No offense, this is not gonna get you past the bouncer. It has to be me.
- Luke Fox: Okay, no offense, but you're insane!
- Mary Hamilton: I know Sabatino's cousin. I pumped her stomach when she ODed. She owes me one. She can get me face time with her cousin.
- Luke Fox: And then what? Ask him nicely, offer to tag his club on your Insta?
- Mary Hamilton: You sound like Kate.
- Luke Fox: Because she's right, Mary. It's too dangerous! Case in point, she was just apprehended!
- Mary Hamilton: Well, then what's the bat-protocol here, Luke?
- Luke Fox: I don't know! I don't know. All I do know is that I really wish my dad were here right now because he would know what to do, but he's not because he died protecting that journal, and now Kate and Julia might do the same, and I cannot add you to that list.
- Mary Hamilton: Look. I know no one trusts me to pull this off, but I trust you to keep me safe.
- Luke Fox: Good evening, party crashers. Tuxedo One, you have a date with the utility hub one level down. Red One, there's an employee bathroom on the north end. Could be a good place for a wardrobe change.
- Johnny Sabatino: What's the deal with the other one?
- Lieutenant: Mary Poppins says she works for SRR.
- Johnny Sabatino: A little out of her zip code. Talk to our guys across the pond, see if she's worth anything.
- [to one of his other thugs]
- Johnny Sabatino: Take her in the back. And let's, um, put the word out to the families we're auctioning off Batwoman to the highest bidder. Winner gets to cure Gotham of its bat problem.
- Kate Kane: That place will be filled with mobsters.
- Mary Hamilton: Which is why you need backup.
- Kate Kane: [clearing her throat] I... already have it.
- Mary Hamilton: [seeing Luke and Julia] I thought there weren't any more spots on the Bat-team.
- Julia Pennyworth: Oh. I'm just an honorary member, luv.
- Kate Kane: The Crows plucked her from the SRR. She's literally trained for this.
- Luke Fox: The building schematic shows a wall safe. I'm betting it's in there.
- Batwoman: [spotting the journal] Or it's just sitting on his desk.
- Luke Fox: Awfully important book to just leave lying around.
- [grabbing it, she sets off an alarm, and a boobytrap knocks her unconscious]
- Luke Fox: Kate? Kate, come in! Kate!
- Mary Hamilton: So, these are all the finalists, 'cause they deliver on the sss...
- [imitating a sizzling sound]
- Mary Hamilton: ...and bat-gadget concealment, 'cause we want to hide the goods, but not hide the goods, you feel me?
- Kate Kane: Okay, the goal is to blend in.
- Mary Hamilton: Yeah, but at this place, standing out *is* blending in. I mean, the Lookout is the hottest club in Gotham; no offense to your bar. It's... you know, it's more of a lounge.
- Kate Kane: Mm-hmm.
- Mary Hamilton: And fortunately, your Batboots are both functional and on trend.
- Alice: Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again, but he was an egg and never should have been sitting on that wall in the first place, and honestly, what were a bunch of horses gonna do?
- Tommy Elliot: W-W-When do I get my face?
- Alice: As soon as I get that journal. And it's not just a face, Tommy. It's a whole new you.
- Kate Kane: [seeing Julia texting with Sophie] Is all official Crows business conducted using hamburger emojis?
- Julia Pennyworth: It's a cheeseburger. Nah. She wanted to see if I was up for celebrating. You never mentioned she was a burger connoisseur.
- Kate Kane: Well, just don't bother trying to convince her that kimchi is the best topping.
- Julia Pennyworth: Oh, I've already taken that hill. It's her new favorite.
- Alice: [to Tommy] Clearly you are an only child. Otherwise, you would know that our dear siblings are the ones most predisposed to betray us.