How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

How I Met Everyone Else (2007)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Kids, in the fall of 2007 I went out with this girl. Her name was... God, I forget. It was twenty-five years ago, I can't be expected to remember everything. Anyway, it's not important, so for the purpose of this story we'll call her...

  Ted Mosby : Everyone, this is Blah Blah.

  Blah Blah : Please, just call me Blah.

• Ted Mosby : [When Blah Blah freak out about him being friends with "single, pretty" Robin]  You know who else is friends with Ted? Marshall! How did we meet? It's a good story, I'm gonna tell it. Right now. It was the first day of college...

  [Cut to flashback] 

  Narrator : Kids, to understand this story you need to know that your Uncle Marshall was doing something that lots of college kids do. How do I say this? He was... uh, let's say "eating a sandwich"

  Phil : Dude! I heard the dean is coming. Put out your sandwich!

  [Marshall frantically ties to do this, as Ted walks in] 

  Ted Mosby : Hey

  Marshall Eriksen : Good afternoon. Sir. I'm Marshall Eriksen.

  [Extends hand] 

  Ted Mosby : Sir? Please, just call me Ted

  Narrator : Okay. Dean Ted.

  Ted Mosby : [Smells the air]  Whoa... someone's been eating a sandwich!

  Marshall Eriksen : [Freaks out]  What? No. Really? I don't know, cause I don't even know what sandwiches smell like. My parents are going to donate a lot of money to this school!

  Ted Mosby : [Looks confused]  Okay...

  [Looks at the bed] 

  Ted Mosby : So, you're bottom bunk. that's cool, I wanted the top bunk anyway.

  Marshall Eriksen : What do you mean?

  Ted Mosby : I'm your new roommate!

  Marshall Eriksen : This is so unfair!

  Marshall Eriksen : [Cut back to the present]  I didn't realize Ted wasn't the dean until later that night...

  [Show Ted also "eating a sandwich"]