How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

How I Met Everyone Else (2007)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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Quotes 

• Blah Blah : Robin, how did you and Barney meet?

  Robin Scherbatsky : No.

  [laughs] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, Barney and I are not together. No. No.

  Barney : Really? Sixteen no's? Really?

• Barney : There's no way she's above the line on the 'hot/crazy' scale.

  Ted : She's not even on the 'hot/crazy' scale; she's just hot.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Wait, 'hot/crazy' scale?

  Barney : Let me illustrate!

  [draws diagram] 

  Barney : A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line. Also known as the 'Vickie Mendoza Diagonal'. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job.

  [pauses] 

  Barney : I should give her a call.