Norman Bernard: I.Q., J.D. Bennett

Quotes 

• Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett , Meg Bennett : [high-fiving]  Munchie time!

  J.D. Bennett : I think we should follow accepted scientific procedure.

  Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett : Yeah. Let old F.L.U.F.F.I. taste it.

  F.L.U.F.F.I. : [scans the substance then recoils in disgust]  Are you kiddin'-kiddin'-kiddin' me?

• Jack Bennett : We'll be there before you can say...

  Jack Bennett , Helen Bennett , J.D. Bennett , Eric Bennett , Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett , Meg Bennett : Bionics: on!

• I.Q. : [the tribespeople flee when he holds up the medallion to signal they seek the Valley of Shadows]  I guess a picture *is* worth a thousand words.

• J.D. Bennett : You know, Professor, most theories have the dinosaurs dying out over a period anywhere from, two to twenty-thousand years. No one's ever put it at exactly ten years before.

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : Well, that's because I only discovered it this morning, when I found out that they all died of radiation poisoning.

• Lyle Cabot : Do you have any bearers?

  I.Q. : I don't think we'll be needing any.

  [points out F.L.U.F.F.I., who startles Cabot by walking over hefting the quad-runner before chuckling] 

  Sport-1 : It looks like F.L.U.F.F.I.'s willing to grin and bear it.

• Sport-1 : [the quad cruises through the jungle]  This is worse than rush hour on the freeway!

  I.Q. : At least there aren't any potholes.

  Sport-1 , I.Q. : [it falls through a hollow spot of ground]  YOWW!

  Sport-1 : I'll take potholes any day.

• Sport-1 : [the ATV cruises through the jungle]  This is worse than rush hour on the freeway!

  I.Q. : At least there aren't any potholes.

  Sport-1 , I.Q. : [it falls through a hollow spot of ground]  YOWW!

  Sport-1 : I'll take potholes any day.

• Bagunda : Welcome to the Valley of Shadows.

  I.Q. : [F.L.U.F.F.I. whistles impressed]  You can say that again.

• Bagunda : [an image lights up on the wall]  This is the beginning of the story.

  I.Q. : It's... it's moving.

  Bagunda : Such is the nature of time.

• Bagunda : For thousands of years, we knew this day would happen. But alas, fate cannot be altered. And we knew too that you would come.

  I.Q. : [seeing the image of himself and F.L.U.F.F.I. on the wall]  But what happens next?

  Bagunda : That is for you to write, my son.

• Dr. Scarab : Now that I'll be ruling the world, you will call me Lord Scarab. Or Scarab the Great.

  I.Q. : Your name is Mud as far as I'm concerned.

• I.Q. : [to Scarab]  Fire when ready, fatso.

• Bagunda : All memory of this place will leave you as you return to the outer world. But you will never forget who and what you are.

  I.Q. : I'll never forget you.