Rob Schneider: Self - Panelist

Quotes 

• Rob Schneider : We have to stop telling people that they could be anything they want. Kids can be anything they want, they can't! I'm sorry, somebody has to work over the holidays at Nordstrom.

• Esther Povitsky : I was trying to say that the Marlboro Man thing made me kinda horny, 'cause a dead 90 year old man, it's just like... he sounds rich.

  Rob Schneider : [laughter from the panel]  I was worried for the beginning part...

• Rob Schneider : This is Brentwood, this is fire teritory. I don't know if you know this, California's fire season is January to December.