Licorice Pizza (2021)
Cooper Hoffman: Gary
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Quotes
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Jon Peters : How big is your penis hole?
Gary Valentine : ...normal-sized?
Jon Peters : How do you know that?
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Gary Valentine : [Alana shows her boobs] Can I touch them?
[She slaps his face]
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Gary Valentine : You say everything twice.
Alana : I don't say everything twice! What is this, say everything twice?
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Alana : You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
Gary Valentine : It does.
Alana : No it doesn't.
Gary Valentine : Yes, it does.
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Alana : I'm cooler than you. Don't forget it.
Gary Valentine : I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
Alana : What was that?
Gary Valentine : I said "milady".
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Jon Peters : My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?
Gary Valentine : No.
Jon Peters : It's your girlfriend?
Gary Valentine : No.
Jon Peters : I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. You know how much tail I get?
Gary Valentine : No.
Jon Peters : All of it. It's all mine.
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Alana : Stop.
Gary Valentine : What?
Alana : I can hear you breathing. Stop.
Gary Valentine : Breathing?
Alana : Yes.
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Alana : Are you asking me out?
Gary Valentine : Yes.
Alana : I'm not going on a date with you, you're twelve.
Gary Valentine : You're funny. I'm fifteen.
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Gary Valentine : I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.
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Gary Valentine : Hello, gorgeous.
Alana : Hello, handsome.
Gary Valentine : Come here often?
Alana : No, 'cause I'm not a teenager. I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
Gary Valentine : Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
Alana : Well, now that you mention it...
Gary Valentine : Boyfriend trouble?
Alana : No boyfriend. So I don't really have trouble.
Gary Valentine : Well, that's good.
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Gary Valentine : I'm sorry, I don't wanna make you any later than you already are. You can leave.
Jon Peters : ...look at you. You cocky motherfucker.