Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

Corpsicle (2007)

Colby Paul: Abner Newsome

Quotes 

• Madeline McLean : The bonobo is the gentlest of primates.

  [whispering] 

  Madeline McLean : They're great with sick children.

  [normal tone] 

  Madeline McLean : That's why I'm giving him to Abner! Were you wishing for a cuddle?

  Abner Newsome : Actually, I was wishing for a butter knife, so I could pop out its heart and use it as my own.

  Madeline McLean : Oh, Okay no monkey! Bobo!... How about tickets to Medieval Times?

  Abner Newsome : On the list of things I'd like, cuddling a monkey and going to Medieval Times are right next to constipation and diphtheria.

• Abner Newsome : I heard on the new that that Narramore guy got whacked. He turned me down for a good heart once, so... he can pretty much suck it I think.

  Emerson Cod : You don't seem to bereaved at his passing.

  Abner Newsome : I'm not, not at all.

  Emma Newsome : Abner!

  Abner Newsome : Oh please tell me I'm a suspect! Awesome! Cause, cause you know what I did first? I took a magic potion to make the tissue paper sack I call my heart work, then I stepped on his neck with the soggy atrophied bread sticks that used to be my legs.