It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City (2007)
Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds
Quotes
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Mac : Will you be providing the weapons?
Neighborhood Leader : No.
Mac : No... Oh, I get it. Okay, we go buy the weapons, we tell you how much we spent, you reimburse us. Great.
Neighborhood Leader : Doesn't work like that.
Dee Reynolds : You gotta give him a receipt.
Mac : Oh, I would make a copy of the receipt.
Dee Reynolds : No, no, no, you give them the original.
Mac : I would give them the original and I would keep the copy? That seems stupid.
Dee Reynolds : Oh, I'm sorry that that's how reimbursement works.
Mac : What if something happens to the weapons, then I'm shit outta luck?
Dee Reynolds : Oh, well then you just ask them for the original back. I'm sure they got a system in place.
Mac : Why would they keep the original, I'm the one that bought the gun!
Dee Reynolds : Oh, it's a gun now!
Mac : It's always been a gun, Dee!
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Dee Reynolds : There's a masturbating bum in the alley.