- Mac: The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless, and you people are counting on the police?
- Mac: Will you be providing the weapons?
- Neighborhood Leader: No.
- Mac: No... Oh, I get it. Okay, we go buy the weapons, we tell you how much we spent, you reimburse us. Great.
- Neighborhood Leader: Doesn't work like that.
- Dee Reynolds: You gotta give him a receipt.
- Mac: Oh, I would make a copy of the receipt.
- Dee Reynolds: No, no, no, you give them the original.
- Mac: I would give them the original and I would keep the copy? That seems stupid.
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, I'm sorry that that's how reimbursement works.
- Mac: What if something happens to the weapons, then I'm shit outta luck?
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, well then you just ask them for the original back. I'm sure they got a system in place.
- Mac: Why would they keep the original, I'm the one that bought the gun!
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, it's a gun now!
- Mac: It's always been a gun, Dee!