How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Slapsgiving (2007)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Bob : This is rad. A nice, calm, simple Thanksgiving. I'm the youngest of ten in my family, so our Thanksgiving is a mess. All the yelling and the screaming...
Narrator : And then a funny thing happened.
Bob : It's really a major buzzkill.
Ted Mosby , Robin Scherbatsky : Major Buzzkill.
Lily Aldrin : Oh no...
Barney Stinson : I thought we were done with that!
Robin Scherbatsky : I guess we're not.
Ted Mosby : Guess we're not.
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Marshall Eriksen : Everyone knows March has 31 days. It's general knowledge.
Ted Mosby , Robin Scherbatsky : [Saluting] General Knowledge.
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Barney Stinson : Hold it. The countdown ends at 3:00 PM the day after Thanksgiving. I counted it out.
Ted Mosby : How many days does October has?
Barney Stinson : Thirty, of course.
Ted Mosby : Dude, I thought we went over this last year.
Barney Stinson : [flashback; Barney is dressed as Borat] I like Halloween. Is nice.
Ted Mosby : Is also tomorrow.
Barney Stinson : Dammit!
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Marshall Eriksen : I have this kernel stuck in my teeth.
Ted Mosby , Robin Scherbatsky : [saluting] Colonel Stuckinmyteeth.
Barney Stinson : Will you cut it out already?
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Marshall Eriksen : This looks like it's going to be a major clean-up.
Marshall Eriksen , Ted Mosby , Robin Scherbatsky , Barney Stinson , Lily Aldrin : [saluting] Major Cleanup.
Marshall Eriksen : Are we going to be doing this all the time?
Robin Scherbatsky : That's the general idea.
Marshall Eriksen , Ted Mosby , Robin Scherbatsky , Barney Stinson , Lily Aldrin : [saluting] General Idea.
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Ted Mosby : How come we're all allowed to bust on Barney when he dates some skank-tron but when you sleep with the crypt-keeper's dad; I'm not allowed to say a word?