How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Yips (2007)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Ted Mosby : You go to a gym, don't you?

  Barney Stinson : I go to World Fitness, but I don't go to work out.

  Ted Mosby : You don't?

  Barney Stinson : No, I go to invest.

  Barney Stinson : [at the gym]  There's one of my investments. Hey, Sheila! Looking good!

  Ted Mosby : You invest in women?

  Barney Stinson : I invest in women who - How can I put this delicately? - They fat! I give them the attention they don't get now, and when they get hot, who do they come to? The guy who gave them attention back when they weren't.

  Ted Mosby : I don't know if I should be disgusted or impressed.

• Barney Stinson : That was the day I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode out into the world Armani-clad and fully awesome.

• Robin Scherbatsky : I love it here. It's just normal women who wanna get in shape. I don't have to put on makeup, do my hair, wear some trendy outfit.

  Ted Mosby : Yeah, this place is great. We're meeting our friend Robin here. I hope you don't hate her. She's pretty hot.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Shut up. Lily, tell him to shut up.

  Lily Aldrin Eriksen : I'm sorry, lesbian prison guard. Do we know each other?

  Barney Stinson : Ted, Lily, you'll never believe what just happened.

  Barney Stinson : [to Robin]  Oh hey dude, I'm Barney

• Barney Stinson : But you said I rocked your world. All subsequent worlds that I rocked were only so rocked because of the confidence I earned from said first world rocking.

• Barney Stinson : [At the Victoria's Secret after-party]  Remember, this is not a regular season game. This is the World Series. So remember, we work together as a team, and if anyone sees Heidi Klum, dibs.