How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Yips (2007)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Heidi Klum : Is he alright?
Ted Mosby : He has the yips. Hasn't been able to score with a woman for days.
Heidi Klum : Oh, the yips. In Germany, we call that "Ach du meine Güte, nichts klappt mehr, überhaupt gar nichts mehr, so 'ne Scheiße!" That is bad.
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Robin Scherbatsky : That made me want to join a gym so that I can get super-strong and punch you really hard in the face.
Ted Mosby : You know what? Let's all do it.
Lily Aldrin Eriksen : Yeah, let's all punch Barney in the face.
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Ted Mosby : You go to a gym, don't you?
Barney Stinson : I go to World Fitness, but I don't go to work out.
Ted Mosby : You don't?
Barney Stinson : No, I go to invest.
Barney Stinson : [at the gym] There's one of my investments. Hey, Sheila! Looking good!
Ted Mosby : You invest in women?
Barney Stinson : I invest in women who - How can I put this delicately? - They fat! I give them the attention they don't get now, and when they get hot, who do they come to? The guy who gave them attention back when they weren't.
Ted Mosby : I don't know if I should be disgusted or impressed.
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Ted Mosby : Robin and I had a moment at the gym today.
[earlier at the gym, Ted walks in on Robin grunting loudly as she bench presses]
Ted Mosby : You know how some exes can't be friends because of all that lingering sexual tension?
Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah?
Ted Mosby : Gone. Thank you.
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Robin Scherbatsky : I love it here. It's just normal women who wanna get in shape. I don't have to put on makeup, do my hair, wear some trendy outfit.
Ted Mosby : Yeah, this place is great. We're meeting our friend Robin here. I hope you don't hate her. She's pretty hot.
Robin Scherbatsky : Shut up. Lily, tell him to shut up.
Lily Aldrin Eriksen : I'm sorry, lesbian prison guard. Do we know each other?
Barney Stinson : Ted, Lily, you'll never believe what just happened.
Barney Stinson : [to Robin] Oh hey dude, I'm Barney
