Pierre Woodman: Self

Quotes 

• Pierre Woodman : And this techniques is the Chinese techniques. It's almost 2000 years old. Nobody know about it. This is my chance.

  Brian Yuzna : Please, please, make a movie about it. Why are you wasting your time with this other crap? You could be famous, you could be respected.

• Brian Yuzna : You know I watched one of these episodes - I won't say which - of "Into the night" and uhm there was an indication by one of the guests that perhaps he had masturbated to... horror movies. When he was a kid. Rather than porn.

  Pierre Woodman : I can masturbate on some parts of "Re-Animator".

• Brian Yuzna : I mean come on. With 3000 girls you can't have an emotional relationship...

  Pierre Woodman : More now more. I think it's about 3400.

• Brian Yuzna : You know I'm making a line of films in Indonesia. And so I'm going to make a giant amphibious scorpion. Big scorpion that swims. You can be in it. You can come and die.

  Pierre Woodman : Okay no problem. I would be very happy about to be in one of your productions.

  Brian Yuzna : But our budget is very small.

  Pierre Woodman : I don't care. I have enough money.

• Pierre Woodman : I don't understand that myself. But on 100 girl you have maybe to or three who say no. Maximum two or three. On 100 you have 95 to 98 who say yes.

  Brian Yuzna : You're a casanova that's all there is to it.

• Brian Yuzna : You're a mainstream porn guy.

  Pierre Woodman : We can say like that.

• Pierre Woodman : I'll give you an example. In my casting I spoke with the girls and I tried to convince them to do a job they don't want to do maybe because for example one girl sit in front of me and said: "I love my boyfriend I can not have sex with other man." It's happen everyday and most time we... like we can say 300 time a year I listen this things that she can not do the work because she's in love. We speak, we speak, we speak and I have some arguments to give to the girl. And after one moment, the right moment I say:" Okay listen! Are you in love with me?" "No!" "Do you think you can have orgasm with me?" "of course not I don't love you." "Okay listen! I don't take of my pants and I give you the biggest orgasm of your life in less than one minute. Will you change your mind.?" Of course she smiles "of course it's impossible!" I say: "Now listen, I will put tow fingers on parts of your body and you will have the best orgasm of your life." And I tell you, we'll do all what I tell to them to do. And it happens.

  Brian Yuzna : And where did you put the fingers?

  Pierre Woodman : In the ass. Of course.

  Brian Yuzna : But she has to let you put them in there.

• Pierre Woodman : If our society would be good our society would teach the people first to never suck a finger of somebody you don't know, and the society will explain to the girls and the boys how to make love. If tomorrow the society teach the children and the teenager how to be in front of each other - my business is finish.

• Pierre Woodman : It's my secret.

  Brian Yuzna : You could make a difference in the world here. With this one show. We could make... we could change the world.