Doctor Who (TV Series)
Partners in Crime (2008)
Verona Joseph: Penny Carter
Quotes
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Miss Foster : [with Penny tied to a chair] You know I'm surprised you never asked about my name; I chose it well.
[leans forward]
Miss Foster : Foster... as in Foster Mother. And these
[reaches into a drawer and takes out a baby alien; setting it on her desk]
Miss Foster : are my children.
Penny Carter : [disturbed; and a bit frightened] Your kidding me. What the hell is that?
Miss Foster : An Adipose. It's called an Adipose.
[smiling proudly]
Miss Foster : Made out of living fat.
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Penny Carter : You can't tie me up! What sort of a country do you think this is?
Miss Foster : Oh it's a beautifully fat country. And believe me I've come a long way to find obesity on this scale.
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Miss Foster : [at a press conference about the ADIPOSE pills] ADIPOSE Industries, the 21st Century way to lose weight. No exercise, no diet, no pain. Just lifelong freedom from fat, the Holy Grail of the modern age.
[holds up one of the pills in her fingers]
Miss Foster : And here it is. You just take one capsule, one capsule once a day for three weeks, and the fat, as they say...
Presentation announcer : The fat just walks away!
Penny Carter : Excuse me, Miss Foster? If I could? I'm Penny Carter, science correspondant for the Observer. There are a thousand diet pills on the market, a thousand condiments with which to lose money. How do we know that the fat isn't going straight into your bank account?
Miss Foster : Oh, Penny. If cynicism burnt up calories, we'd all be a cynic race. But if you want the science...
[takes off her glasses]
Miss Foster : ... I'd oblige.
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Donna Noble : [after the Doctor pulls her in] I was right, it's always like for you!
The Doctor : Oh yes! And off we go!
[both smiling, run out of the room]
Penny Carter : [struggling in the chair] Oi!
The Doctor : [poking his head in the doorway] Sorry.
[uses his screwdriver to break her ropes; disappears from sight as she tries to get them off]
The Doctor : [pokes his head in again] Oh, and do yourself a favor; get out.
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Penny Carter : I've been through the records, Foster, and all of your results have been faked - there's something about those pills you're not telling us!
Miss Foster : Oh I think I'll be conducting this interview, Penny.
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[after spending all day hiding in a toilet stall, Donna emerges, but then gets a call from her mother, and hides back in the stall]
Donna Noble : Not now!
Sylvia Noble : I need the car. Where are you?
Donna Noble : [improvising, and whispering] The car went missing!
Sylvia Noble : Why are you whispering?
Donna Noble : I'm in church.
Sylvia Noble : What would you do in church?
Donna Noble : I'm praying.
Sylvia Noble : [scoffs] A bit late for that, I imagine.
Wilfred Mott : What's she in church for?
Sylvia Noble : Hush, you! Go up the hill.
[to Donna]
Sylvia Noble : Well, I need the car. I'm going out with Suzette Chambers. She's asked all the Wednesday girls. Apparently she's been on those ADIPOSE pills. She says she looks marvelous.
[Donna hangs up because Miss Foster and her bodyguards have burst into the bathroom and are looking for her]
Miss Foster : We know you're in here. So let's make this nice and easy and show yourself.
[Donna puts her feet up to hide herself]
Miss Foster : I'm waiting. I warn you, I'm not a patient woman, so out you come!
[nothing]
Miss Foster : Right, we'll do it the hard way.
[to her bodyguards]
Miss Foster : Get her!
1st Foster Guard : [kicks open each stall's door. He does this four times. On the fifth door, he bursts down the door to reveal Penny Carter]
Miss Foster : [lowers her glasses] There you are.
[takes Penny into custody]
Penny Carter : I've been through the records, Foster, and all of your results have been faked! There's something about those pills that you're not telling us!
Miss Foster : Oh, I think I'll be conducting this interview, Penny.
[Donna looks on as Miss Foster and her bodyguards take Penny away]