- Harley Quinn: When my mind is set, it is set. Hell, they blew out three electricshock machines at Arkham trying to get through to me.
- Bane: What is taking your shark friend so long to plant the bomb?
- Dr. Psycho: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because he's a shark and not a demolitions expert!
- Poison Ivy: You're in a pot, Frank. I'd have to carry you.
- Frank the Plant: So what? I carry you emotionally.
- Lex Luthor: This is where we get approval for the use of Legion resources like goons and getaway cars...
- Bane: And 'splosions!
- Lex Luthor: I have no idea what the fuck "'splosions" are, Bane! But we do have *explosives.*
- Clayface: They put us in the goon pool.
- Harley Quinn: Ooh, that sounds fun.
- Dr. Psycho: Fun? It's not the fun kind of pool!
- Joker: You know, everyone remembers me for the big crimes. The murders, the cripplings. But it's the little ones that keep me going.
- Harley Quinn: I know you were just trying to protect me and, listen, I'm gonna do the same thing for you. Ok, just cause I'm a card carrying member of the Legion of Doom now...
- Poison Ivy: Fuck that place in the ass!