- Bank Lady: Welcome! Would you care for a free lollipop?
- Chowder: Would I?
- Bank Lady: Would you?
- Chowder: Would I?
- Bank Lady: Would you?
- Chowder: Would I?
- Bank Lady: Would you?
- Chowder: Would I what?
- Bank Lady: Care for a free lollipop?
- Chowder: Would I?
- Bank Lady: Would you?
- Chowder: Would I?
- Schnitzel: Rada rada!
- Chowder: Yes, I would. Thank you.
- Chowder: [to Schnitzel] Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?
- [Truffles hands Shnitzel a check and Shnitzel starts kissing it and rubbing it over himself]
- Truffles: [revolted] Knock it off!
- Chowder: Hey, where did that ugly thief lady go?
- Mung Daal: Chowder, that ugly lady was me. You see, there is an ugly lady inside of all of us, and sometimes, that ugly lady makes us do things we're not proud of. But I'm proud of you, Chowder, because you proved that all I thought about you was right!