Psych (TV Series)
Lights, Camera... Homicidio (2008)
Maggie Lawson: Juliet O'Hara
Quotes
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Carlton Lassiter : [about Shawn and Gus] I demand you remove *these* men from this room.
Nurse : Honey, the only people actually authorized to be in here are Mr. Spencer and Mr. Guster. They're on Mr. Gama-Lobo's friends and family list. Everyone else, out!
Carlton Lassiter : [to Shawn] You just met him a week ago!
Shawn Spencer : His whole family is back in Mexico. His older brother misses him very much.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : His sister.
Shawn Spencer : Right.
Juliet O'Hara : [to Lassiter, as they leave] How does he make friends so fast?
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Carlton Lassiter : [realizing he's arresting someone on live TV] Hola, me llama Inspector Carlton Lassiter. Me gusta queso.
Juliet O'Hara : Really? That's what you choose to say?
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Kelly : [Continuing her confession/explanation] When Ernesto cheated on her she was too weak to stand up for herself. I needed to help her. She was like my best friend.
Quintessa Gabriel : I barely spoke to her.
Shawn Spencer : [Normal accent] Really?
[Spanish accent]
Shawn Spencer : So it was you who replaced the retractable prop knife with the real one!
Kelly : And he deserved it!
Shawn Spencer : [Spanish accent] And it was also you who poisoned poor Vincente after it was written that he betrayed Corrin!
Quintessa Gabriel : But how?
Shawn Spencer : [Spanish accent] With a meatball.
Jorge : [Flashback to earlier conversation] Usually I hunger for her meatballs the way a jackal salivates for an injured opossum.
Quintessa Gabriel : But he wrote the suicide note!
Shawn Spencer : [Spanish accent] No, he didn't! You should have a degree in being wrong all the time! And she almost got away with it, if it was not for the hairs!
Quintessa Gabriel : Hairs?
Shawn Spencer : [Spanish accent] Yes, the hairs from the cheap imitation wig that you put on to emulate Corrin when you committed these murders!
Kelly : Yes, I did it! And now it's your turn to die!
Shawn Spencer : [Normal accent] Say what?
Kelly : For sleeping with Serena when all Corrin did was love you!
Burton 'Gus' Guster : She's right about that.
[Kelly grabs the nail gun from Quintessa, shoots at Shawn]
Shawn Spencer : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Lassiter and O'Hara grab the gun from Kelly and cuff her, then realize they're live on TV]
Carlton Lassiter : Uh... hola! Me llamo... Inspector Carleton Lassiter. Me gusta queso.
Juliet O'Hara : Really, that's what you choose to say?
Carlton Lassiter : Well, I only took two years in junior high...
[They escort Kelly off the set]
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Juliet O'Hara : [O'Hara greets Penny, the new female officer, at the visitor's desk] Anyway, I just wanted to introduce myself and welcome you here, and let you know that if you need help with anything, don't hesitate to ask.
Penny : Does it look like I don't know how to write my own name and badge number?
[Juliet walks away, pouting]