A corporate darling goes for what she thinks is a screw and scram, only to be held hostage for a reading of this poet's magnum opus: Quinoa on My Pillow.
A Bumble-novice makes a bold move when he swipes passed the date and goes straight for the D. But the problem is, with this chick, what does D really mean?
For this wall street douche, she was a dream come true. Nothing can go wrong with a girl who comes quickly. This night has a climax that ends with a bang.
When Miss D. misplaces her condoms, this smooth-operator takes a detour by keeping off her "danger zone". What he doesn't realize: this girl's got hazard areas below the navel AND and up the nose.
A quirky performance artist is thrown into a surprise show after finding Miss D.'s sleeping friend hidden in the bed. It's a menage "aux folles" as the Rando, the narcoleptic, and Miss D. work through a not-that-kind-of-threesome.
When this bombshell beauty admits she's into Miss D., it's more than D. can handle. With every romantic gesture, Miss D. finds a way to kill the moment and with one Podcast, she literally does.