Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Fat Lady (2008)

Adam Baldwin: John Casey

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Quotes 

• Chuck Bartowski : Wait. So not only did we *not* get the Fulcrum list, but Jill's never gonna speak to me again because she caught me naked rinsing off fruit punch with another woman?

  John Casey : Common spy problem.

  Chuck Bartowski : [sarcastically]  Really?

• Sarah Walker : You want us to break into a government-controlled crime scene?

  John Casey : [Scoffs]  It's the F.B.I. How hard can it be?

• Sarah Walker : [Chuck's stuck in the airvent]  What are you doing up there?

  Chuck Bartowski : Help!

  [Falls to the floor] 

  John Casey : Shh! It's the F.B.I, they're dumb, not deaf.

  Chuck Bartowski : Thanks.

• Sarah Walker : You're not concerned to involve a civilian in a covert government investigation?

  John Casey : Ah, the girl's personal knowledge of Guy LaFleur makes her of use to us. You're sure you're not just jealous Bartowski's found himself a new piece of asset?

• Sarah Walker : [Watching Chuck on a date on the roof]  Casey, is that necessary? How much trouble could he get into on a date?

  John Casey : It's Bartowski. You're pretty nonchalant about your super computer boyfriend trying to browse someone else's network.

  Sarah Walker : Well, I'm just his cover girlfriend. Chuck's entitled to a *real* one.

• John Casey : You're a government asset, Chuck. Sometimes, your personal life has to take a backseat.

  Chuck Bartowski : We tried the back seat, you have a camera in the car too! Come on, how many... how many second chances do you get with the one who got away? Plus she already knows I'm a... you know.

  John Casey : I'm not even interested in my *own* feelings, Bartowski. Keep your mind on the mission. We leave in ten.

• Chuck Bartowski : Where's a pitch pipe when you need one?

  [Casey sings the note] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Hey! What?

  John Casey : Choir boy. What? I wasn't hatched.

• General Diane Beckman : Excellent work, you two. Please thank the asset for his service. By the way, where is Chuck?

  John Casey : My guess would be rounding second base.

• Fulcrum agent : I still have the advantage. Somebody give me the list or I shoot Chuck.

  [points his weapon at Chuck] 

  John Casey : Yeah, go ahead and shoot him.

  [pulls out another weapon and points it at Chuck] 

  John Casey : You know, I was thinking about shooting him myself.

  Chuck Bartowski : That's great- Why?- Why would- *What*? Are you *crazy*? How about - How about *nobody* shoots Chuck?

  John Casey : I'm not Sarah, Chuck! Give him the list, I will end you miserable existence!

• Chuck Bartowski : [Talking about the substance testing machine John is using to see what sprayed Chuck and Sarah]  How long does this thing take?

  [Turns to Sarah] 

  Chuck Bartowski : How-how does Jill pick that exact moment to walk in on us? I mean, what-what-what are the odds?

  [Looks back at Casey] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Does-does this, does this give us the antidote? Because I think I feel my throat is closing up on me right now.

  [Machine beeps, John looks at Chuck] 

  Chuck Bartowski : What is it? What is it, flesh eating bacteria or anthrax? Am I gonna die?

  John Casey : [John licks some of the 'poison' off his finger]  Nope. But you can add ice and give it to little kids to sell on street corners.

  Chuck Bartowski : I knew it.

  [Looks at Sarah] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Drugs.

  John Casey : It's powdered fruit punch, dumb ass.