- John Casey: Sure thing, Chuck. I'll just call all the criminals and rogue spies, let them know to hold on a sec... because Chuck Bartowski needs some time to sort out his lady feelings.
- Sarah Walker: Nice work, sensei.
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah, well, the thing is Casey doesn't really have a calm center. It's more of an angry center.
- Ty Bennett: [after crushing Morgan's soda can] A wise man always treats a stranger with respect. For he could be gazing on the face of an enemy.
- Chuck Bartowski: [after freezing his shackles and freeing himself] Those seven years of MacGyver finally paid off.
- Chuck Bartowski: [Mimicking Casey's voice] Well, thanks for saving my life today, Chuck.
- [Normal voice]
- Chuck Bartowski: Anytime, Casey. Yeah, you're my friend.
- [Mimicking Casey's voice]
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah, you're my friend too.
- [Normal voice]
- Chuck Bartowski: That's really kind of you, Casey. Have a good night.
- John Casey: [seriously] Thank you.
- [closes door]
- Chuck Bartowski: [after Sarah opens the trunk of Bennett's car] It's more spacious in here than you think.
- Chuck Bartowski: Look. Look, I get how you're feeling, man. I totally get how you're feeling. You're feeling betrayed by someone you really care about.
- John Casey: You're damaging my calm, Chuck.
- Chuck Bartowski: You've spent so much of your life pushing people away. Lashing out with hurtful words and punches. But I know why you do it. You do it because you're scared.
- John Casey: WHAT?
- Chuck Bartowski: Scared. Scared to be known. Scared that if we see who you really are, we'd actually care about you.
- John Casey: You shut up.
- Sarah Walker: Yeah, shut up, Chuck. You're making him mad.
- Chuck Bartowski: [shushes Sarah] Underneath that *extremely* terrifying exterior lies a man who deeply, deeply feels. You care. You care about us. You care about *me*. Admit it, you feel all warm and mushy about me. Go ahead, say it. You love me, John Casey.
- John Casey: I'm gonna kill you!
- [Lunges for Chuck]
- Chuck Bartowski: Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! No! Not me
- [points to Bennett]
- Chuck Bartowski: Him!
- Ty Bennett: My training saved you. I came here to ask you something. Be my student again. Take your training to the next level.
- John Casey: That's it? That's all you got? That's how you turning the others? Save your breath. I'm no traitor!
- Ty Bennett: Obviously, I made a mistake. You're not good enough for my team.
- Sarah Walker: Wow, I've heard of Bennett, but I've never met anyone who actually trained with him.
- John Casey: I can't talk about it. It's classified.
- General Diane Beckman: We're opening Bennett's file. Any personal knowledge you have could be vital to the success of this mission.
- Chuck Bartowski: Come on Casey, share with us.
- John Casey: In hell!
- John Casey: Bennett's at the Buy More?
- Sarah Walker: What? How is that possible?
- Chuck Bartowski: Was. *Was* at the Buy More. Now he's at the Large Mart parking garage. I'm tailing him.
- John Casey: No! Stop, you imbecile. You're no match for him!
- Chuck Bartowski: You're only reacting like this because your own feelings were hurt. Please don't lash out at me. Where'd he go?
- [Chuck comes face-to-face with Bennett]
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh God!
- [Chuck drops his cellphone]
- Sarah Walker: Chuck? Chuck!
- John Casey: If Bennett's got him, he's dead now.
- Sarah Walker: Shut up and drive!
- John Casey: I can't believe it. Beckman was out of line pulling me off this mission.
- Sarah Walker: I agree with her. You're too emotionally involved.
- John Casey: [Slight gaff] This from the agent who can't keep her chocolate out of Bartowski's peanut butter.
- Sarah Walker: Whatever my feelings might be for Chuck, I *never* knowingly endangered the assett. You let your anger toward Bennett cloud your judgement.
- John Casey: Oh, you finally admit that you do have feelings for the nerd.
- Sarah Walker: No. All I will admit to is having feelings.
- John Casey: If 20 years in the business has taught me one sure thing, it's that people let you down in the end.
- Sarah Walker: Well, it's nice to know where we stand.
- Chuck Bartowski: Dad's gonna walk you down the aisle.
- Ellie Bartowski: You can't say that, Chuck. I know you want that for me, but... we haven't heard from him in a really long time.
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah, well, I'm gonna find him. I'm a smart guy, I can do that. And when he hears about the wedding, he'll be here for you.
- Ellie Bartowski: Come on. You really think he's gonna make it?
- Chuck Bartowski: I guarantee it.
- Emmett Milbarge: [to Morgan, Lester, and Jeff] If it isn't Tweedledee, Tweedledum and Tweedledumber.