- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Let me be very clear. These hands are not touching anyone. I only use these hands to touch myself.
- [beat]
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Uh... let me rephrase that...
- Shawn Spencer: Stop speaking. And no more fist bumps for the rest of the day.
- Carlton Lassiter: Yeah. We pulled up Vlad's body an hour ago.
- Karen Vick: Mr. Spencer, it looks like you're a little late to the game this time.
- Carlton Lassiter: What, no witty retort? No reference to some obscure 80s film? Wow! O'Hara, write this down.
- Juliet O'Hara: I don't have a pen.
- Carlton Lassiter: Make note of the date and time that I, Carlton Lassiter, actually shut Shawn Spencer's cavernous pie hole.
- [Shawn mutters under his breath]
- Carlton Lassiter: Sorry, what was that?
- Shawn Spencer: Something about "Night of the Comet". Just forget it.
- Shawn Spencer: [wearing a football jersey] How do I look, Jules?
- Juliet O'Hara: Like my eleven-year old nephew in his Peyton Manning pajamas.
- Shawn Spencer: Your eleven year-old nephew is ruggedly sexy. It's weird.
- Shawn Spencer: My dad would love this.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Yeah. Too bad he's not talking to you. You should have just gone on the camping trip.
- Shawn Spencer: I'll make it up to him this week. I'll head over there for dinner. Bring him a pouch of Big League chew. Maybe watch a couple episodes of "The Mentalist". He'll be fine.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Check this out. According to her, Vlad wasn't murdered.
- Shawn Spencer: What? Say that again. Use a Jamaican accent.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Me said Vlad no murdered. Da murder ting can't work. No man. Da man's feet... Shawn?