Psych (TV Series)
Daredevils! (2008)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
Quotes
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : What is all this?
Shawn Spencer : Those are forms that must be filled out so that we can be Die-Hards. Just sign them.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : [reading] These release the employer from any liability in case the stunt tester is... "torn to shreds"? Stunt tester? Is that what we're doing? Are you crazy?
Shawn Spencer : Trust me, and be cool.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Wait, this one is in case we're "accidentally chewed to death by a malfunctioning robot"? Oh, hell no!
Shawn Spencer : Relax. We'll be fine.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : [reading] "Deboned"? "Killed and re-killed"? How does that even work?
Shawn Spencer : Gus, don't be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it. I'm all over this case.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : "Mimed to death"?
Shawn Spencer : That's clearly a typo. They meant "maimed". What, are we going to be killed by Marcel Marceau?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Marcel Marceau is dead.
Shawn Spencer : See? There's nothing to worry about!
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Dutch the Clutch : Ain't nobody tellin' me I can't do anything no more!
Burton 'Gus' Guster : [to Shawn] I think that was the worst English I've ever heard.
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Shawn Spencer : Life insurance policy?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : It doesn't make any sense.
Shawn Spencer : Tell me about it.
[pause]
Shawn Spencer : Dude, seriously, tell me about it. I have no idea what this means.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You never could understand legalese.
Shawn Spencer : Oh really? Remind me who it was who set up our Psych 401K?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Oh, you mean our 601Ks? Because India doesn't have 401Ks.
Shawn Spencer : It's a growth economy, Gus. We've already made, like, 500 rupee.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's 13 dollars.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : You're guilty of attempted patricide!
Shawn Spencer : And... you tried to kill your own dad!
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : [as they follow Red, both whispering] Let me go first. I'm more stealthy.
Shawn Spencer : In your dreams.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm as graceful as a gazelle, Shawn.
Shawn Spencer : You are not!
Burton 'Gus' Guster : A jackal.
Shawn Spencer : Dude, a jackal is not graceful. It's like a rabid, vicious badger.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Do I rush you when you're doing your whole, "Ooh, I'm sensing this, I'm sensing that"?
Shawn Spencer : Always. And you usually jab me in the ribs with your elbow, which is like a chocolate harpoon.
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Shawn Spencer : [about Lassiter] I'm sensing it'll be easier to get a stranger to go out with him than someone he works with.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Or knows him.
Shawn Spencer : Or has ever had a conversation with him.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Or he hasn't shot.
Shawn Spencer : One more question: are we locked into the same species?
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Shawn Spencer : They call this a motorcycle show? There's, like, four motorcycles here. They don't even have the bike from "Blue Thunder".
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That was a helicopter.
Shawn Spencer : You're right. I was thinking of "Blue Lagoon".
Burton 'Gus' Guster : There wasn't a bike in "Blue Lagoon".
Shawn Spencer : How did they get off the island, Gus?
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : You 're guilty of attempted patricide.
Shawn Spencer : And... for trying to kill your own dad.