Psych (TV Series)

The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable (2008)

Steven Weber: Jack Spencer

Quotes 

• Jack Spencer : I guess you are wondering why I came back. I want you to help me find Bouchard's treasure.

  Henry Spencer : Come on. Not that again, Jack. I hate to break it to you, little brother, but Bouchard's treasure does not, has not, and will not ever exist. It's a pipe dream.

  Shawn Spencer : Don't listen to him, Uncle Jack. He's a dream killer.

• Henry Spencer : What are you doing here, besides breaking into my house?

  Jack Spencer : Breaking in? You gave me a key, Henry.

  Henry Spencer : I didn't give you a key. I don't give anyone keys, not even Shawn.

  Shawn Spencer : Oh, that's not true. I actually made a copy a while back. It was while I was hooked on Wow! Wow! Wobbzy! on Noggin. I didn't have cable. Oh, I also stole your toilet paper for about a year. And a hug box of sporks.