Psych (TV Series)

Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered! (2008)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

Quotes 

• Juliet O'Hara : [thought they seized property from diamond smugglers, but the cargo container was filled with wild marmosets instead]  All I can remember after that are... are hundreds of those... tiny, razor-sharp claws... and teeth!

  Carlton Lassiter : Lower primate, my ass! I recognize a military formation when I see one.

• Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, I'd appreciate in the future if you just played with your own life.

  Shawn Spencer : Oh, come on, Lassie. If Derek hadn't caved, I would have just deactivated it myself. It's very easy. You just clip the red wire and the green wire at the same time.

  Juliet O'Hara : Uh, Shawn? There is no green wire.

  Shawn Spencer : Really? Huh. Well, in that case, we all would have died.

• Buzz McNab : [Lassiter and O'Hara walk into the police station looking like road-kill]  What happened to you guys?

  Carlton Lassiter : The diamond smuggling case that Detective O'Hara wanted to take didn't go quite as planned.

  Juliet O'Hara : That *I* wanted to take! You're the one who insisted on it, Mr. *Head* Detective.

• Juliet O'Hara : We were in a small windowless cabin on the lubber deck.

  Carlton Lassiter : That's apparently a nautical term for "place they send you to puke".

  Juliet O'Hara : Had to wash my hair three times.

  Carlton Lassiter : Sorry about that.

• Carlton Lassiter : When will people learn that alcohol and hydrochloric acid don't mix?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Technically they do.

• Carlton Lassiter : [activated a bomb to flush out the bad guy]  Spencer, I'd appreciate it in the future if you just played with your own life.

• [O'Hara and Lassiter trick McNab into taking their unwanted case] 

  Buzz McNab : Wow! Thanks, guys. This means a lot. The fact that you think so highly of me that...

  Carlton Lassiter : Yeah, yeah, we love you. Get back to work.